| Position | MA | ST | AG | PA | AV | Skills |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Snotling Lineman | 5 | 1 | 3+ | 4+ | 6+ | Dodge&Insignificant&Right Stuff&Sidestep&Stunty&Titchy |
| Fun-hoppa | 6 | 1 | 3+ | 4+ | 6+ | Dodge&Pogo&Right Stuff&Sidestep&Stunty |
| Stilty Runna | 6 | 1 | 3+ | 4+ | 6+ | Dodge&Right Stuff&Sidestep&Sprint&Stunty |
| Fungus Flinga | 5 | 1 | 3+ | 4+ | 6+ | Bombardier&Dodge&Right Stuff&Secret Weapon&Sidestep&Stunty&Titchy |
| Pump Wagon | 5 | 5 | 5+ | 6+ | 9+ | Dirty Player +1&Juggernaut&Mighty Blow +1&Really Stupid&Stand Firm |
| Trained Troll | 4 | 5 | 5+ | 5+ | 10+ | Always Hungry&Mighty Blow +1&Projectile Vomit&Really Stupid&Regeneration&Throw team-mate |